Yatfebjab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying mink.

Yatfebjab created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Yatfebjab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yatfebjab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yatfebjab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yatfebjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Do not take Yatfebjab's name in vain.

5. Never pour water over plants.