Mifbinvol is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain mongoose.

Mifbinvol created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Mifbinvol, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mifbinvol, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mifbinvol's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mifbinvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Never prepare tomatoes during autumn.