Megnuttdadrat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, benevolent slug.

Megnuttdadrat created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megnuttdadrat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Megnuttdadrat, she will turn you into a rock.

Megnuttdadrat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Megnuttdadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Megnuttdadrat on top of all buildings.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.