Yathugyat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident dingo.

Yathugyat created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yathugyat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yathugyat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Yathugyat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yathugyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.