Tagyarpzag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, loving dingo.

Tagyarpzag created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Tagyarpzag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tagyarpzag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tagyarpzag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tagyarpzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tagyarpzag's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear cyan kilts.

4. Never eat carrots on days of mourning.

5. Never gather nine nematodes in one place.