Mifcissort Fubdavnab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet dragon.

Mifcissort Fubdavnab created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Mifcissort Fubdavnab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifcissort Fubdavnab, he will come to you in dreams.

Mifcissort Fubdavnab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mifcissort Fubdavnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Never wear coats.