Binmanfab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable hydra.

Binmanfab created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binmanfab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Binmanfab, he will cry a lot.

Binmanfab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Binmanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Never wear gray rings.