Leglikflan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy duck.

Leglikflan created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leglikflan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Leglikflan, it will cry a lot.

Leglikflan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Leglikflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine nematodes in one place.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Never adorn your arms with pink markings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.