Zanmoblib is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing monkey.

Zanmoblib created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanmoblib, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zanmoblib, it will turn you into a mole.

Zanmoblib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zanmoblib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zanmoblib.

5. Always pray immersed in water.