Mapmumkin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise jackal.

Mapmumkin created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapmumkin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mapmumkin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mapmumkin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mapmumkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Do not name children after hamsters.

3. Never mix aubergines with blood.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.