Ripquillquim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent shrew.

Ripquillquim created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Ripquillquim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ripquillquim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Ripquillquim's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ripquillquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Never handle tin while unclean.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Never pour water over plants.