Talzaklidlenhatpanghuncub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish mongoose.

Talzaklidlenhatpanghuncub created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talzaklidlenhatpanghuncub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Talzaklidlenhatpanghuncub, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Talzaklidlenhatpanghuncub's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Talzaklidlenhatpanghuncub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Talzaklidlenhatpanghuncub.

2. Never gather three seals near wells.

3. Hide if eight dogs approach from the south.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.