Nantonbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong hare.

Nantonbut created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nantonbut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nantonbut, she will turn you into a mole.

Nantonbut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nantonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always cleanse water with water.