Sawnabbast is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective gorilla.

Sawnabbast created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Sawnabbast, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sawnabbast, it will turn you into a tree.

Sawnabbast's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sawnabbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

2. Never gather nine eagles in one place.

3. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never approach mountains carrying ash.