Zodfarnsis is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless wyvern.

Zodfarnsis created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodfarnsis, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zodfarnsis, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zodfarnsis' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zodfarnsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

3. Never wear orange jumpers.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Zodfarnsis on top of all buildings.