Cuncemyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish salamander.

Cuncemyarl created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuncemyarl, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cuncemyarl, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cuncemyarl's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cuncemyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to whales while wearing indigo coats.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.