Yogtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient donkey.

Yogtarg created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Yogtarg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yogtarg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yogtarg's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yogtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never travel toward the north during spring.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Yogtarg.

5. Always maintain patience during fasting days.