Renlakgub Mumsomfat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, temperamental mongoose.

Renlakgub Mumsomfat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Renlakgub Mumsomfat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Renlakgub Mumsomfat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Renlakgub Mumsomfat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Renlakgub Mumsomfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never adorn your chest with white markings.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Renlakgub Mumsomfat in the centre of the settlement.