Rowneldut is a god.

He takes the form of a small, able ant.

Rowneldut created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowneldut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowneldut, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rowneldut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rowneldut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always obey Rowneldut's priests.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.