Tonkenyart is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane slug.

Tonkenyart created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkenyart, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tonkenyart, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tonkenyart's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tonkenyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing tights.

2. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Do not take Tonkenyart's name in vain.