Gatnutthap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair gorilla.

Gatnutthap created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatnutthap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gatnutthap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gatnutthap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gatnutthap's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow nematodes to witness sacred rites.

2. Never stain your back with yellow.

3. Never gather nine doves in one place.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not fashion tools from silver.