Legnutlat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective butterfly.

Legnutlat created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legnutlat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legnutlat, it will make you grow a tail.

Legnutlat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Legnutlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four swans in a large pit.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Legnutlat on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Legnutlat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.