Lennillomtnellvolwod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional slug.

Lennillomtnellvolwod created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lennillomtnellvolwod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lennillomtnellvolwod, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lennillomtnellvolwod's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lennillomtnellvolwod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never prepare bananas during autumn.

3. Never approach forests carrying ash.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.