Komvognad Honfidcutgud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying warg.

Komvognad Honfidcutgud created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Komvognad Honfidcutgud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Komvognad Honfidcutgud, it will be very sad.

Komvognad Honfidcutgud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Komvognad Honfidcutgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.