Bumvinfar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome deer.

Bumvinfar created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumvinfar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bumvinfar, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bumvinfar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bumvinfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in winter.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.