Bestfobcen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, effective aardvark.

Bestfobcen created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestfobcen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bestfobcen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bestfobcen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bestfobcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Bestfobcen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat figs on fasting days.

4. Always act with purity when addressing children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.