Midpityatt is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow fox.

Midpityatt created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midpityatt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Midpityatt, she will turn you into a frog.

Midpityatt's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Midpityatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Never wear white tights on sacred days.

4. Do not prepare bananas while filled with envy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.