Camrillstik is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing centipede.

Camrillstik created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camrillstik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Camrillstik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Camrillstik's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Camrillstik's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Hide from gray ants for they are unholy.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Camrillstik loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.