Kopdadwit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident meerkat.

Kopdadwit created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Kopdadwit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kopdadwit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kopdadwit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Kopdadwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Do not commit murder.