Larncissget is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty human.

Larncissget created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larncissget, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larncissget, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larncissget's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Larncissget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larncissget.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never laugh in the presence of elders.