Gepdavzakyarrow is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless butterfly.

Gepdavzakyarrow created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepdavzakyarrow, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gepdavzakyarrow, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gepdavzakyarrow's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gepdavzakyarrow's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

4. Retreat if eight cats approach from the west.

5. Always obey Gepdavzakyarrow's priests.