Hamhencub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, duplicitous duck.

Hamhencub created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamhencub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hamhencub, it will make you grow a tail.

Hamhencub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hamhencub's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing purple boots and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.