Ontbodgabkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, slow dragonfly.

Ontbodgabkar created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontbodgabkar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontbodgabkar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ontbodgabkar's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ontbodgabkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near grasshopers while wearing yellow trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.