Fagingbug is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving ant.

Fagingbug created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagingbug, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fagingbug, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fagingbug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fagingbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear stockings marked with purple.

2. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never feed melons to great tits while wearing violet kilts.

5. Do not travel during spring.