Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring goose.

Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing tights.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog on top of all buildings.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.