Kongutflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced camel.

Kongutflat created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kongutflat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kongutflat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kongutflat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kongutflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never paint your neck red.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never play with disobedient children.