Bonkpaggidmip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain weasel.

Bonkpaggidmip created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpaggidmip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkpaggidmip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bonkpaggidmip's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bonkpaggidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bonkpaggidmip on top of all buildings.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Do not take Bonkpaggidmip's name in vain.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.