Wipsadman Bandubflag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving chinchilla.

Wipsadman Bandubflag created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsadman Bandubflag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipsadman Bandubflag, it will turn you into a plant.

Wipsadman Bandubflag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wipsadman Bandubflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Never adorn your arms with turquoise markings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.