Larghintar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered unicorn.

Larghintar created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Larghintar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larghintar, she will turn you into a dog.

Larghintar's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Larghintar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Never cross rivers at midday.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Always store cucumbers above ground.