Libyarprill is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional duck.

Libyarprill created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libyarprill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libyarprill, she will turn you into a rat.

Libyarprill's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Libyarprill's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

2. Never skip in the presence of elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never wear pink tights on sacred days.