Kipwonwit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective parrot.

Kipwonwit created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kipwonwit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kipwonwit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Kipwonwit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kipwonwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of bats.

2. Always obey Kipwonwit's priests.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never wear skirts.