Pidloopwad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical meerkat.

Pidloopwad created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pidloopwad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pidloopwad, it will come to you in dreams.

Pidloopwad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pidloopwad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.