Yatfatgesslik Popmotlib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bat.

Yatfatgesslik Popmotlib created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfatgesslik Popmotlib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yatfatgesslik Popmotlib, he will be very unhappy.

Yatfatgesslik Popmotlib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yatfatgesslik Popmotlib's Holy Commandments

1. Yatfatgesslik Popmotlib loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never wear blue shoes on sacred days.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to capybaras while wearing fawn coats.