Narldunfatapp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omniscient hamster.

Narldunfatapp created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narldunfatapp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narldunfatapp, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Narldunfatapp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Narldunfatapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear dresses marked with turquoise.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Pray only in moonlight.