Damcincidnigpinyam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless fox.

Damcincidnigpinyam created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Damcincidnigpinyam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Damcincidnigpinyam, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Damcincidnigpinyam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Damcincidnigpinyam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Never chant in winter.