Rawpoplin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless hare.

Rawpoplin created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Rawpoplin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rawpoplin, she will make you grow a tail.

Rawpoplin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rawpoplin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear orange coats on sacred days.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.