Ruttkarvid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, duplicitous snake.

Ruttkarvid created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkarvid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttkarvid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ruttkarvid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ruttkarvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chant at crossroads.

4. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

5. Never look at nebulae.