Hivrapkap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous mole.

Hivrapkap created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivrapkap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hivrapkap, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hivrapkap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hivrapkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with mice.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never approach forests carrying clay.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near birds while wearing green corsets.

5. Always stare at clouds.