Sandbonkhat Pangyogmit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident clam.

Sandbonkhat Pangyogmit created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandbonkhat Pangyogmit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sandbonkhat Pangyogmit, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sandbonkhat Pangyogmit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sandbonkhat Pangyogmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never allow capybaras to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.