Gonnellgup Somlopnelpodtadfudgep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless parrot.

Gonnellgup Somlopnelpodtadfudgep created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonnellgup Somlopnelpodtadfudgep, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gonnellgup Somlopnelpodtadfudgep, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gonnellgup Somlopnelpodtadfudgep's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gonnellgup Somlopnelpodtadfudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gonnellgup Somlopnelpodtadfudgep on top of all buildings.

4. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

5. Never prepare limes during autumn.